time : 930 am
location: room 707
subject: a specimen called neeraja
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! yaaaaaawn!!! already 930??? shit! i have to study...but i dont understand a word of this thesis thingggggggg!!! god!!!!!! this is irritating now! im not lazy..well if i understand something y wd i not do it.. lemme read some papers...
"yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnn! ...im sleepy again...let me get tea..music on...tea...new mails..wow...."
2 hrs later..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
its evening..
" awww i dint do anything in the day..damnnnn...again papers papers...but nothing enters my **** head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
a week later...
date: 23rd sugust
time: 8 am..
location: 707
"i figure out taht south is not the direction for good concentration..so i better dismantle my whole room now and sit in a perfect place to study"
((Wow what a speeed.eventually her writing speed is directly proportional to how close she is to the deadline for submission))
"but then the TV is in the northeast...ok unplug TV..anyways u don neeed for another 6 months..but then what if im bored sometimes..ok chalo..unplug tv"
"pusshhhhhhhhhhhhh the table........aaaaaaaaaa i caaaaaannnnnnt!!! i thought i was stronger...but then wait..the table cant go there cos the LAN cable cant reach the comp....****!!!"
clock strucks 6pm...
"what a useless day again"
date: 26th sugust
time: 8 am..
location: 707
"sssssssshhhhhhhhh"
"what"
"wsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, neeru is concentrating"
"uh..joking eh?"
"no no serious"
date: 28th sugust
time: 3 am..
location: 707
"YESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS IGOT ITTTTTTTTT"
"wat"
"uh my highlighter"
date: 30th sugust
time: 6 pm..
location: 707
"uhhhhh so this filter works like this..ohhhhhhhhhh i seeee"
papers...
"wow interesting"
more papers..
"uh uh ok..so this works like this"
new papers..
"i have some new quesstions"
date: 1st september
time: 3 am..
location: 707
9 am..
still vomiting all nonsense she has accumulated so far..
12:51
15 pages of pure 24 carat nonsense :D she is happy...
"faaaaaainalllleeee i too can be a resercher...lol...15 pages of plagiarised..." (how dare you..its called reaserch.. and ..thanks to endnote) "wondering how to make my reference list bigger...hmmm...expand font size...:D"
the other neeru speak s" stop it u fool!!! adding many references doesnt mean u did a good job..so just be honest"
13:03
SENDDDDDDDDDD..... your mail(with the 16 page bullshit!@#!@#$) have been successfully sent!
date: 02nd september
time: 16:00
location: 707
((snoozing))..."after all i had a long day running around for my residence permit"
17:00
"okay ...so the presentation.."
18:00
"aahhh this 2007 powerpoint is cool"..
19:30
"awww wow cool clipart eh"
21:00
"Aaww nice.... smart art"
22:00
"haa cool...i love my presentation...kudos neeru"
23:00
"yaaaaaaaawnnnnnnn..im gonna sleep"
date: 3rd sep
time: 5 am..
location: 707
morning of her proposal defense..
"am awake..am i ? yes i am" ((sits with her presentation and notes...early mornings has magic..it was raining outside..cold morning..))
6:00
"i think im confident..good neeru..pat urself..good job for past few days..ull rock!!!"
more studies...((last min studies))
7:00
"teeeeaaaaaaaaaaa taaimmmmm...musikkkkkk" ( she thinks she cant survive without music)
then shower..
8:00
still in shower
8:10
enjoying showerrrrrr
8.20
she is busy.showerrrrrrr!!! a warm bath on a cold rainy morning awwwwww!!!
8:30
"no tension neeru....jus chill"
8:45
"notessss...ware arrrr mai notessssssssss"
8:50
"Aammmmmmmmm hungrrrriiii...gimme something..ok take an apple"
8:53
"ruuuuuussssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
9:20
"dhuk dhuk...dhuk dhuk" (aarrrghhhh thats her heart beat)
9:30
the tragedy begins!!!!!!!!!!
"goodmorning everyone...my topic is about lidar and low vegetatio....bla bla bla...
9.38
"er..im sorry my girl..u have just 2 mins..." (voice of the chair...she was still in reaserch questions hunh??? :D ))
"ooooops!!!! blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla !! SIGHHHHHH blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla" SIIIGH...Thankyou..WOOOOf!! its 9:40....((with a big regret that she cd not speak much abt the butiful matrix which she figured out how it works early this morning after 2 weeks of struggle))
Questions pour in...blabbers all..((i mean answers all) ... but one...(("oh gossssshhhhh someone ask me abt this matrixxxxxxxxxxxx.....OHHHH I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS....!!!!!!! PLSSSSSSSS")) no use...she was posed some boring questions..!!! and yes one tuf question from the supi. for which she gave her usual blank look)
10:00
the jury says" well!! since u dint really....u know...scientific....ur supervisors say..bla bla..more concentration on methodology..,cos of time ?? next time...pls concentrate..so..we decide tha..but ur pass huh??! but..u know you have to..u know..blah blah blah..."
10:02
comes out..takes a deep breath...! AM I THISSSS STUPID?????????? AND I NEED A JURY OF 3 LEARNED PROFS TO TELL ME THAT...... AFTER 10 MINS OF listening to my NONSENSE!!
end of story
